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Source  ||   Pronunciation   (Simple right? Let’s all say it together!)
(Casually drop that into conversation! LOL)



To identity of the longest word in English depends upon the definition of what constitutes a word in the English language, as well as how length should be compared. In addition to words derived naturally from the language’s roots(without any known intentional invention), English allows new words to be formed by coinage and construction; place names may be considered words; technical terms may be arbitrarily long. Length may be understood in terms of orthography and number of written letters, or (less commonly) phonology and the number of phonemes.
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I shall take my leave at this time…

Though I did spend a great deal of time in my office it was wonderful to hear the sounds of laughter and merrymaking from my guests.  I will retire to my office for now to finish responding to the correspondence that I have yet to complete.  Also I do have a few errands tomorrow but I look forward to seeing you in the late afternoon.  Should you need anything in the interim do feel free to text me.  Once my correspondence is completed I shall go about my nightly duties. 

How can I do these things and still maintain and run the Estate?

I am one hell of a Butler,

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"Greetings, I am Sebastian Michaelis  Please do come in and enjoy your stay…"
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http://jelenavoivodic.tumblr.com/post/93178864818/no-but-his-browser-seems-to-be-stuck-on-zen

jelenavoivodic:

" ‘Zen’ has wonderful, calming pictures. I think he got upset over the fact that you know or went through his history." Jelena gave him the look.


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"Save the brick for the burglars. Or for warming feet. "

thewhipandthepen


"I would never do such a thing it was just open and I was dusting."  

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"I have just never seen on mediate that much and be so….Hmmm…I must find he proper word, this might take a while."

jelenavoivodic

(Source: thewhipandthepen)

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"Greetings my name is Sebastian Michaelis. Please do come in and enjoy your stay…."
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jelenavoivodic:

"Oh, so you actually  saying that he is turning into an internet junky and that you are looking out for his well being and disrupting his wifi for the purpose of him going to bed on time?"


XDDD People might think they’re..up to something. *Snape voice*

thewhipandthepen

"No but his browser seems to be stuck on ‘Zen’ but I am thinking he is missing the point somehow.  He did get upset because I shared with him it was dangerous to have that golem of his flying around indoors." Sebastian paused.

"But I did hear he was struck by one causing a pleasant change in personality.  I wonder if the same can be done with a brick?"

jelenavoivodic

(Source: thewhipandthepen)

gaymergirls:

one of my favorite things about the rivals-to-lovers trope is when one of them, at the beginning of their relationship, grumbles about how much they hate the other person’s awful face and i sort of cackle to myself like, oh man. you’re going to have it so bad. it’s going to be so great. you are going to love the CRAP out of that awful face. you’ll be composing delicious, pining, sappy sonnets about it. i love it. 

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ask-hitman-jones:

He’s like one of those cats you try to shame but they look so smug and proud and will do it again while you’re watching.